stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
unfollovving:

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!


Nash Grier would be so happy
brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]
a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.