the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log
vanessavalkyria:

Old memories I on Flickr.

“When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.”

A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via astronomized)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

codyconnelly:

If you don’t find little, dancing Groot adorable, you have no soul. 

THIS IS IMPORTANT

reparteeist:

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist